15 Tweets That Prove A Happy Wife Means A Happy Life

It’s a truth all around realized that a man in want of a happy life should have a happy wife.

Being married is hard work, let’s be honest. It’s like juggling work, responsibilities, friendship, and romance all in one hand. It’s frequently hard work, however in the event that you’re with the ideal person for you, then it’s all justified, then it’s all worth it.

When I got married my father told my husband the secret to a happy marriage. ‘Keep her cheerful and everything else will get through a considerable measure simpler.’ When my dad first told my husband, he didn’t quite understand what he meant. But it didn’t take too long into our marriage before he worked it out.

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Here are 15 tweets that will show you exactly why it’s important to keep your wife happy in order to have a happy life as a married man.

1. Lesson Learnt

The last thing any husband wants to give their wife is grief, or another motive to murder you. Think about it gentlemen, women have a good memory for these things.

2. A Little Accident

How terrible it must have been when her husband fell through the trapped door.

3. Patiently Waiting

Personally, I’d say wait five minutes. Any longer than whatever made that strange noise must have got him by that point so it won’t matter if you watch it without him.

4. Take Him Back

Unfortunately, this always isn’t the best idea. Most mothers would quickly return their son back to you. He’s your problem now after all.

5. Midnight Snack

Somethings aren’t worth sharing.

6. Hide And Seek Anyone?

He’d lose his head if it wasn’t fastened on to him.

7. Comfy Weekend

As a married couple you’re supposed to share things with your husband, so why can’t he share laundry duties with you.

8. The Big House

You’d be surprised how strong of a deterrent this is for most women.

9. Happiest Day Of Your Life

She makes a fair point. You had to pay for your wedding, those Kit Kats were free!

10. Insurance Claim Anybody?

Sometimes you’ll notice your wife looking at you like an insurance claim waiting to be collected.

11. A Thousand Crying Man Babies

Top tip for all husbands! Don’t look for sympathy. Your wife most likely doesn’t have any.

12. Just Kidding…

When it comes to the laundry, your wife will have no sympathy for you.

13. Never Forget, Childbirth Is Painful

You think breaking every bone in your body and being set on fire is painful? Well, you must have never given birth before.

14.  Marriage Is About Negotiation

Anyone who has been through this situation before knows too well that it’s a tough few hours of negotiating.

15. Planning For The Future

If you’re ever uncertain about what you want to do with your life, go ask your wife and she’ll tell you what to do.

Source: Auntyacid

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15 Tweets That Prove A Happy Wife Means A Happy Life